Yep, we need to find a bit if river that's not so fast flowing I can get in with him too. It not quite that he can't swim, it's that he doesn't know he needs to!
I'm not sure if I posted this one before. Dundee has made a practice of grabbing a shoe or sock of whoever is preparing to leave the house and running around with it. He has one of Mrs. ducs here.
I used to tell people I told him to go get that girl over there, and this is all he came back with: