The OP's original question is a tough one and worthy of a serious response.
I do think that my watch imbues me with a particular quality that improves my life.
After many years, I belive I have discerned that each watch only conveys one or possibly two improvements.
That is why they need to be collected in larger quantities, so that you can tailor the improvement that you need to have for any particular day.
You now have one.
By judiciuosly combining the properties imbued by your collection your life and that of those around you will improve.
Once we all own the correct number of watches with the correct combination of improvements we will achieve World Peace.
...and possibly harsher penalties for parolee violators.
Lets wait and see what happens.