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It certainly (vastly) improves mine! I'm even thinking about selling all of my other watches, lol. After so many years of reading about it, I can finally see what all the fuss is about.
"I dont have a speedmaster" Tom hanks before he owned a speedmaster
...".I dont have a speedmaster". nick cage. no speedmaster
"I dont have a speedmaster" simon pegg no speedmaster
"now i have a speedmaster everything fantastic!"
"likewise i too have a speedmaster Excellent contempt dare I say even smug"
I still dont own a speedmaster... cage no
speedmaster
Dont be like cage, cage has never owned a speedmaster, this has deeply affected nick cages career as an actor as the only face he can do is serious though to depressed leading him to be typecast into a single role which is why when we think of cage in movies we find it very hard to differentiate his acting from character to character, as they are all "Cage Sad in a film" which film all of them leading cage to be a boring sad actor with no real standout career moment....
Not like the lovable peg whose lust for live (driven solely by the fact he owns a speedmaster and not the millions of pounds he rakes in by making movies for a living) has led him time and time again to give us lovable character from zombie killer to star trek crew member. via animated funny fella Buck (ice age 1-4)
Hanks to used to be a "mostly sad" actor however post speedmaster purchase hanks has come on leaps and bounds as an actor still producing knock out films time and time again! good on you hanky and stick with that speedy!
dont ruin your professional career dont get stuck in a nicky rut go get a speedy and live life to fullest!
Speedmaster for the PROFESSIONAL
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Does ANYONE doubt my precognitive abilities anymore? Seriously, everything I said back in 2012 about what would happen to this place is now occurring. It's the price of popularity on the internet.
Ok, so I wasn't around in 2012. Did you predict that most threads would end up with squirrel references and related memes?
.....and a plethora of WUS-ish threads as they found ΩFs.
.....and a plethora of WUS-ish threads as they found ΩFs.