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·I can say, with 100% honesty, I have never met a chick who doesn't think the HEV is cool.
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I can say, with 100% honesty, I have never met a chick who doesn't think the HEV is cool.
You need to get out more
You need to get out more
I was going to ask how many non-WIS actually notice the HEV?
I actually dive with my dive watches. I am not a professional diver. As a "sport" diver, I am not allowed to descend below 130'/40m. For me, and legions of desk divers, the He valve is a stupid thing. Reminds me of a rich guy that buys a sports car with a wing that pops up at high speeds, and drives back and fourth to the country club.
I think the He valve is silly marketing. Omega should get rid of it.
Recreational divers breath compressed air which is mostly nitrogen and oxygen. High concentrations of nitrogen in the body lead to a form of narcosis that can make people hallucinate and act crazy underwater (very dangerous). To avoid nitrogen narcosis on deep dives, divers breath a gas called trimix which is air with some of the nitrogen can be replaced with hellium.
When I was getting certified, our instructors showed us some video they had taken while diving on trimix with full face masks that had microphones. They all sounded like Alvin and the chipmunks on the video. Pretty damn funny.
In the other end of the spectrum, my chem teacher told us about a gas (sufler-hexa-flouride) that is much denser than air. Apparently you can breath it in and talk like James Earl Jones. Disclaimer: the gas might be toxic. This chemistry teacher was old school. He had all gold teeth from an accident that occured while mouth pipetting con hydrochloric acid.
Is that the mid-size like Prince Williams or do you have Shrek wrists?
Oh. Then I guess it’s a good thing Omega doesn’t make a quartz version of a watch with a useless He escape valve
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These are emotional purchases, and it seems that you bought an Omega with one of these "useless" HEV's on it anyway.
In the end, the only complication that the watch industry would consider useless, is one that doesn't help them sell watches. Unless you believe you know Omega's business better than they do, it's pretty safe to assume that they know this helps sales more than it hurts.

This and your initial post toward me are a weird tangent of suddenly acting like we don’t here on this forum do much of anything other than talk about things we do or don’t like (or understand) about watches - or what the watch industry thinks of us.
Invicta also understands its market...
When I was gifted my 300 years ago, I knew nothing about watches, and I thought the He escape valve was cool. I do expect Omega successfully trades on such naïveté quite well.
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things. Mainly, He escape valves, tourbillons, and Invictas.
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First of all, the childish part of me wants to say:
69th post!!!
Nice.
I have an Invicta. It's a lefty quartz Navitimer knockoff. The left-handed-ness was the primary attraction to me, but at $170, it was almost twice as much as I'd ever spent on a watch at the time. I got as many unsolicited comments on that watch as any of my Omegas. Prior to that, I'd worn a host of Timexes and a sweetazz Jules Jurgenson moon phase I got for Christmas as a sophomore in high school ( 34mm - I was ahead of my time in the small watch trend ).
Wow... you're impressed, I see...
But flash forward, and I have a handful of "nice" watches, including a couple with HEVs.
Now dig, I'm not on the defensive here. I agree it's superfluous in 999 of 1000 cases. But it is, in point of fact, cool. Yeah, I said "fact".
And here's why:
First off, it's a watch doo-dad, and nearly all watch doo-dads are cool, simply by virtue of them being wee tiny little things engineered to do BIG things. They're amazing. Some dude invented that, and some other dudes employed it in a way that is both practical - in the sense that you can use it - and arguably visually appealing. That goes for moons and calendars and alarms and so on.
Secondly, well, just look up what "cool" means. It's fairly amorphous.
If nothing else, and if you're very lucky, it's a talking point, should someone comment on your watch. Otherwise, it's a...thing... that speaks to the capability of your watch that you, as the owner, internalize. And it's cool. Saying it's childish - and I know you were using hyperbole - is just saying you're cool because you don't have one. And that's ....cool.
A lot of folks, regarding the Seasmaster Pro in particular, want the HEV gone as number one on their wishlist. Next on the list is typically the bracelet. Change the bracelet. After that, it's the bezel. Make it a coin edge or some such. ( It's hard to grab, especially with wet hands. No, no, no...especially with gloves { crying emoji } ... Suck it! These are the same people who'd NEVER get in real water with it anyway. I dive mine regularly, and use the bezel with and without gloves. It works just fine ).
You know what these people want? A friggin' Rolex Sub. And you know what? There's about eleventy-billion of them out there. Get one. It's a great watch. I'd like to have one, too. But I don't want my SMP to be a Sub.
Can't afford a Sub? Get a Diver 65, a Hydroconquest, an Aquaracer... There's a ton of super awesome watches that fit the bill. But they're not Omegas. You know how you can tell? They don't have an HEV.
But leave the HEV alone. Or don't. Or integrate it. Whatever - that's the Seasmaster. That's the Professional Diver that Omega offers, along with its' more Rolex-y sister, the PO*.
*Which, incidentally, barring the HEV, has followed all of The Crown's design cues, blinging it all to hell and back, until it looks as much like the 2500 as a Sub maxi case looks like Sir Sean's Dr No watch. Mm... yeah, a design that hasn't changed at all over the decades. Perfection ( eye rolling emoji ).
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things. Mainly, He escape valves, tourbillons, and Invictas.
You know what these people want? A friggin' Rolex Sub. And you know what? There's about eleventy-billion of them out there. Get one. It's a great watch. I'd like to have one, too. But I don't want my SMP to be a Sub.
The crown has the cyclops and that’s even uglier than the HEV and, while useful to the 40+ owner set, IS IN NO WAY COOL LIKE THE HEV.
These are the same people who'd NEVER get in real water with it anyway. I dive mine regularly, and use the bezel with and without gloves. It works just fine ).