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Larry S
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“i would like to remind
the management
that the drinks are watered
and the hat-check girl
has syphilis
and the band is composed
of former ss monsters
However since it is
new year's eve
and i have lip cancer
i will place my
paper hat on my
concussion and dance”

― Leonard Cohen
 
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Excellent, you found the key to the liquor cabinet 😁
 
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Enjoying what will be a very long night and day tomorrow and night tomorrow...

as all the moronic, thoughtless, fuckheads in our neighborhood blast off fireworks and scare the shit out of our, and countless other, dogs.

Could be worse though... 4th of July fireworks: which start on July 1st and aren't fully spent until July 10th or so.

Is it bad of me that I keep imagining them getting a Roman candle lodged in their asshole as the wick burns down?
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Enjoying what we be a very long night and day tomorrow and night tomorrow...

as all the moronic, thoughtless, fuckheads in our neighborhood blast off fireworks and scare the shit out of our, and countless other, dogs.

Could be worse though... 4th of July fireworks: which start on July 1st and aren't fully spent until July 10th or so.

Is it bad of me that I keep imagining them getting a Roman candle lodged in their asshole as the wick burns down?
No….Temperate night here. I expect that mayhem will ensue and I will have similar thoughts.
 
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Enjoying what will be a very long night and day tomorrow and night tomorrow...

as all the moronic, thoughtless, fuckheads in our neighborhood blast off fireworks and scare the shit out of our, and countless other, dogs.

Could be worse though... 4th of July fireworks: which start on July 1st and aren't fully spent until July 10th or so.

Is it bad of me that I keep imagining them getting a Roman candle lodged in their asshole as the wick burns down?
I too am enjoying a long night. I am a dog owner so sympathise with you whilst being conflicted in as much that I love to see everyone enjoying themselves and seeing in the new year in as raucous and loud way as possible just like I did in my youth.
Maybe when I am a little older, my patience will have worn out and I will be less tolerant but for now I ascribe to the live and let live theory.
Happy new year
 
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Enjoying what will be a very long night and day tomorrow and night tomorrow...

as all the moronic, thoughtless, fuckheads in our neighborhood blast off fireworks and scare the shit out of our, and countless other, dogs.

Could be worse though... 4th of July fireworks: which start on July 1st and aren't fully spent until July 10th or so.

Is it bad of me that I keep imagining them getting a Roman candle lodged in their asshole as the wick burns down?
We go through that here, oddly my Russian blue cats like to watch the fireworks but I’m convinced they are “off”. One of my neighbors usually puts on a professional display but it looks like the cold rain/sleet is putting the kabash on it this year. We are spread pretty sparse but I know he upsets some of the neighborhood with young kids and animals.
 
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Enjoying what will be a very long night and day tomorrow and night tomorrow...

as all the moronic, thoughtless, fuckheads in our neighborhood blast off fireworks and scare the shit out of our, and countless other, dogs.

Could be worse though... 4th of July fireworks: which start on July 1st and aren't fully spent until July 10th or so.

Is it bad of me that I keep imagining them getting a Roman candle lodged in their asshole as the wick burns down?

Folks set of fireworks here in Vancouver on Halloween too. A bit of an odd tradition that isn’t known elsewhere in Canada. Even in the rain they’ll be out with the fireworks past midnight.
 
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Folks set of fireworks here in Vancouver on Halloween too. A bit of an odd tradition that isn’t known elsewhere in Canada. Even in the rain they’ll be out with the fireworks past midnight.

Fabulous, more people to add to my ever growing "People I Hate" list.
 
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I too am enjoying a long night. I am a dog owner so sympathise with you whilst being conflicted in as much that I love to see everyone enjoying themselves and seeing in the new year in as raucous and loud way as possible just like I did in my youth.
Maybe when I am a little older, my patience will have worn out and I will be less tolerant but for now I ascribe to the live and let live theory.
Happy new year

I was there, once... and then I got old.
 
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None of the dogs we have had are bothered by fireworks, thunder, etc. They just ignore it...
 
Larry S
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So, how’s everyone doing?

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Sober as a judge last night. Dragging the tree to the recycling drop at the park with the dog. Will work out and will be drunk at a sailing buddy’s Champaign party by 3 pm.
 
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Larry, you’ll all end up singing ~
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Em
What do you do with a drunken sailor
D
What do you do with a drunken sailor
Em
What do you do with a drunken sailor
D
Earl-y in the morning? (End on Em)

Make sure somebody has a guitar. Two chords, lots of verses - easy and fun!
 
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Absolutely letdown non-event of an evening.

Wife got dolled up - stunningly so - for a New Years Eve/Date Night with me, asshole neighbors lost their steam for fireworks and somehow were done with all forms of idiotic carnage by 12:05am... all seemed well in the universe and then The Wife's phone went off.
FUCKER... and just like that she was called into work for a GI bleed & gunshot wound to the chest.
Goodbye debauchery and any hopes of getting laid.
Ate a small salad, had a half glass of warm champagne and fell asleep on the sofa to that YouTube "ID Guy" prattling on about what he'd do to make every iconic watch look better..

Happy fυcking new year to me.
 
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Absolutely letdown non-event of an evening.

Wife got dolled up - stunningly so - for a New Years Eve/Date Night with me, asshole neighbors lost their steam for fireworks and somehow were done with all forms of idiotic carnage by 12:05am... all seemed well in the universe and then The Wife's phone went off.
FUCKER... and just like that she was called into work for a GI bleed & gunshot wound to the chest.
Goodbye debauchery and any hopes of getting laid.
Ate a small salad, had a half glass of warm champagne and fell asleep on the sofa to that YouTube "ID Guy" prattling on about what he'd do to make every iconic watch look better..

Happy fυcking new year to me.
Sorry to hear. Rain check for when she’s not on call then…..
 
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Sorry to hear. Rain check for when she’s not on call then…..

There's always 2024.
 
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