Bathroom stall poetry

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I love reading stuff written by more or less drunk people on the walls in bathroom stalls at bars etc. when I’m taking a leak. Anybody encountered anything funny?

Here is one from a bar today that made me chuckle 😄

 

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Charlemagne1333

·Jun 25, 2026

 

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Charlemagne1333

One of my favourite movies. Love how he walks in at exactly 2:15

 

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noelekal

·Jun 25, 2026·Home For Wayward Watches

This was strategically and prominently displayed in a mens restroom on an occasion I was in a small North Dakota town a couple years ago.

 

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TimeODanaos

·Jun 25, 2026

Um... maybe not going to take any pictures in those locations - avoids misunderstandings...

 

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Duracuir1

·Jun 25, 2026·Never Used A Kodak

A few that «stuck » with me over time (pun was intended).

« The joke? It’s in your hands »

« If this wall is on your left you are facing the wrong way »

« As I sat here reading this shit house art…

I let loose a tremendous fart…

It shook the walls and it burned the hair off my God Damp Balls ». Yes… damp…

This last one was at school. Must have been written by the principal, because it remained for all of my grade seven years… three years…

 

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Spruce

·Jun 25, 2026·Sunburst dial fan

‘The painter’s work is all in vain,
The shithouse poet has struck again!’

 

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Canuck

·Jun 25, 2026

The police station, “where the dicks hang out!”

 

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KAP

·Jun 29, 2026

No one else was in the restroom so I snapped a photo of this hanging on the wall.

 

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·Jun 29, 2026·Sunburst dial fan

Canuck

The police station, “where the dicks hang out!”

‘Why go to Moss Bross when the Hackney Robbery Squad will fit you up’

Seen in a court wash room.

*Moss Bros - a very well known UK menswear hire company
** The Hackney Robbery Squad - a notorious team of detectives many of whom were tried for corruption

 

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Spruce

·Jun 29, 2026·Sunburst dial fan

Seen in the Old Bailey court

First graffitist, ‘My mother made me a homosexual’.

Second graffitist added, ‘If I give her the wool, will she make me one?’

 

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Walrus

·Jun 29, 2026

 

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hen

·Jun 30, 2026

Bathroom poetry from one of Kurt Vonneguts books:

"What is the purpose of life?"

"To be the eyes, ears and conscience of the Creator of the universe, you fool!"

 

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STANDY

·Jun 30, 2026

Local RAAF base bathroom

 

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Local RAAF base bathroom

Wow, very cool. But… there must be something else. If the Airforce is like the army, when I was in, there must be something else, something a bit dirtier. But then again, a lot of what was said would probably offend “normal” people soo… 😬

 

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Local RAAF base bathroom

Btw love the creativity of these military unit logos. Some are pretty damn cool

 

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STANDY

·Jun 30, 2026

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Btw love the creativity of these military unit logos. Some are pretty damn cool

Just about to retire and have an extensive collection of patches and coins. Bought a Velcro board and am in the process of digging all the patches I have and placing them on.
Some great designs…

This is a small collection of coins taken about 10 years ago…

Have a heap more.

 

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M'Bob

·Jun 30, 2026

On the bathroom wall at Fenway Park: “Here I sit, broken hahtted; came to shit, but only fahted.”

 

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Huus

·Jun 30, 2026

M'Bob

On the bathroom wall at Fenway Park: “Here I sit, broken hahtted; came to shit, but only fahted.”

"Then one day I took my chance,
Went to fart but shit my pants".
Camping area Mt.Molloy, Far North Queensland, Australia.

 

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Canuck

·Jun 30, 2026

Here I sit, broken hearted,
Paid a nickel, only - - - ted,
Yesterday I took a chance,
Saved a nickel,
- - - - my pants.

You fill in the blanks.