I'm actually none of those... First of all, the plastic thingy is rarely used in products here, but should I need to close a plastic bag, it is with a knot 😀
We still get the clips, but I prefer twist ties. Having said that, when I was a kid we would break the clips in half, and hook the half on your finger tip, and flick them at each other in school...misspent youth...
Uuuummmmm it is summer. Who needs TP? the leaves are in full bloom and the grass is soft and green.
As far as the fasteners......just eat faster and don't worry about re-fastening.