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Amazon takes control of James Bond

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It's time for a female James Bond.

...or a transgender sexually confused and sex addicted conspiracy theorist with authority issues who religiously gets his / her / whatever facts and updates from streaming services and the onion website.
There you go I've done all the hard work for Amazon already!
 
Togri v. 2.0
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At least it is not Disney. Then we would see 10 new James Bond movies over the next 4 years as well as a Q spin-off, a prequel spin-off following M climbing the latter in MI6 and 7 LEGO James Bond movies
 
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At least it is not Disney. Then we would see 10 new James Bond movies over the next 4 years as well as a Q spin-off, a prequel spin-off following M climbing the latter in MI6 and 7 LEGO James Bond movies
Where can I get those LEGOS?😁
 
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At least it is not Disney. Then we would see 10 new James Bond movies over the next 4 years as well as a Q spin-off, a prequel spin-off following M climbing the latter in MI6 and 7 LEGO James Bond movies
No, it'll be a streaming tv series. Bond is dead.
 
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I have the DB5 with ejector seat and the other goodies.
Color me green with envy if they are vintage items!
 
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Amazon cash on hand for the quarter ending December 31, 2024 was $101.202B, a 16.62% increase year-over-year.

Surprised they could afford it. I was just going to cancel Amazon as I finished Alfred Hitchcock presents. I hope they do something good with bond but the way they stick adds in everything and have so many movies they want you to pay for despite paying for the service is irksome I was looking at it last night and I was amazed they have so many choices I had absolutely no interest in. But alas I’ll probably hang on to it seems like PBC boxing is migrating to Amazon.
 
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In the next move Bond will have to pee into a plastic bottle in the back of the delivery truck that M is making him drive for his new assignment...
 
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It doesn't bode well for the future of the franchise. Too much woke nonsense floating around the Amazon gene pool. We will have to wait and see what comes out in the next choice of the Bond actor, that will tell a lot.
 
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It doesn't bode well for the future of the franchise. Too much woke nonsense floating around the Amazon gene pool. We will have to wait and see what comes out in the next choice of the Bond actor, that will tell a lot.
Amazon has a gene pool? I thought Bezos was the creature from the black lagoon........My money is on the next James Bond looking and sounding just like Trump!
 
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All they have to do is keep the franchise going like it always has, and they make money. We will see if they are that smart.

Amazon might not want to partner with Omega, because I doubt Omega will want to sell through Amazon.
 
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All they have to do is keep the franchise going like it always has, and they make money. We will see if they are that smart.

Amazon might not want to partner with Omega, because I doubt Omega will want to sell through Amazon.
So it will be Invicta then!
 
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I could adjust if Bond is Naomie Harris. Just saying.
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I think I could too. Imagine her strolling into the casino in a fancy evening dress, with the PPK strappet to her thigh. " Bond, Jamie Bond".
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Bond died. End of story.
Nah, just the neurotic, boring Bond. James Bond lives forever, just like the Phantom.
 
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