#1 Whether it's a super-clone or a super-clown, wearing a fake watch will never put a real smile on your face.

 

Someone wearing a real version will look at you like you murdered his family.

Tom

 

#3 Wearing a fake watch demonstrates that you are a fraud.

 

#4 If you’re throwing money away, throw it this way.

 

#7 Have you no self respect, sir?

 

#8 You are supporting criminal enterprise, fraud & counterfeiting.

 

#9 you have no direction in your life journey, desiring status and recognition above your self-worth and integrity

 

#10 You may fool a few others, but you’ll always know it’s a fake...

 

12# You are taking wages away from workers making a living wage and giving it to slavers.

 

#13 What’s life without goals.

 

#14 Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

 

#15 Fake watches are for fake people.

 

#16 You are wearing a very low quality item that, most likely, will not last you very long.

 

#17 Your wrist will turn purple

 

#18 Phil Collins is an amazing drummer.

 

#19 You will be late

 

#20 It could explode.

 

21: "Good day to you, sir!" *if they start to respond: "I SAID GOOD DAY!"

 

22: it will turn your wrist green

 

23. All the other kids will laugh at you.