Zuckerberg bought Rolex SA ... Is this for real?

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OmegaFan503

·Sep 14, 2020

Source: https://twobrokewatchsnobs.com/mark-zuckerberg-purchases-rolex-brand-just-because/

 

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Evitzee

·Sep 14, 2020

If it's on the internet it has to be true. So I guess he did.

 

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michael22

·Sep 14, 2020

Crappy haircut...

 

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Dan S

·Sep 14, 2020

michael22

Crappy haircut...

Hey, don't be too hard on him, he's not the only one with a corona-cut.

 

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michael22

·Sep 14, 2020

Dan S

Hey, don't be too hard on him, he's not the only one with a corona-cut.

It actually looks better now than usual, IMO.
Only guy on the planet to benefit from no hairdresser. Every time I see him in the news, I just stare at his bad hair.

Forgive my shallowness.

 

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Walrus

·Sep 14, 2020

So if I own a few shares of Facebook do I now own Rolex? Cause I don’t own a Rolex.

 

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Marsimaxam

·Sep 14, 2020

Well, it's one way to avoid being put on the Rolex waiting list.

 

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ahsposo

·Sep 14, 2020·Most fun screen name at ΩF

Hey! No fair! I had dibs and you all know it!

 

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apsm100

·Sep 14, 2020·Noob taxpayer

Unless I am missing something, I don't think Zuckerberg uses Twitter so...

 

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Walrus

·Sep 14, 2020

It is a comical article

 

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NGO1

·Sep 14, 2020

Nope, he’s burnt too badly* with Oculus Rift.
(Too badly = spare change, I guess)

Zuck will not buy hardware again.

 

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STANDY

·Sep 14, 2020

Zuckerberg buying Rolex would be cool.

but

 

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ConElPueblo

·Sep 15, 2020

"The Balance Cock Bugle" is satire.

I mean, have a look at the name!

 

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rob#1

·Sep 15, 2020

AFAIK Zuckerberg famously doesn’t wear watches, hence the satirical article

 

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kov

·Sep 15, 2020

Can’t buy the watch, buy the brand 👍 I like 😁

 

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Tony C.

·Sep 15, 2020·Ωf Jury member

I wish he would buy Hodinkee, so that some the disgust could be consolidated. 😁

 

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gostang9

·Sep 15, 2020

ConElPueblo

"The Balance Cock Bugle" is satire.

I mean, have a look at the name!

... and a fun read!

While community opposition has begun to mount against Zuckerberg’s further restriction of product flow, he remains cryptic, “The future exists in China, which is exactly why we’ll relocate our headquarters for operations in Beijing where we’ll quadruple production. This is not to say they’ll become more widely available… we don’t even know what Rolex is yet. How big it can get, how far it can go. A million Submariners isn’t cool, you know what’s cool? A billion Submariners.”

 

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Philou

·Sep 15, 2020

michael22

Crappy haircut...

If it was only only his haircut...

 

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VjaceCZ

·Sep 15, 2020

Didn’t he mentioned “Why not buy a Rolex” to his management team after finishing annual profit & loss meeting?

 

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connieseamaster

·Sep 15, 2020

If anyone felt like watch blogs were missing "The Onion" niche..