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Zuckerberg bought Rolex SA ... Is this for real?

  1. OmegaFan503 Sep 14, 2020

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  2. Evitzee Sep 14, 2020

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    If it's on the internet it has to be true. So I guess he did.
     
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  3. michael22 Sep 14, 2020

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    Crappy haircut...
     
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  4. Dan S Sep 14, 2020

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    Hey, don't be too hard on him, he's not the only one with a corona-cut.
     
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  5. michael22 Sep 14, 2020

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    It actually looks better now than usual, IMO.
    Only guy on the planet to benefit from no hairdresser. Every time I see him in the news, I just stare at his bad hair.

    Forgive my shallowness.
     
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  6. Walrus Sep 14, 2020

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    So if I own a few shares of Facebook do I now own Rolex? Cause I don’t own a Rolex.
     
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  7. Marsimaxam Sep 14, 2020

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    Well, it's one way to avoid being put on the Rolex waiting list.
     
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  8. ahsposo Most fun screen name at ΩF Sep 14, 2020

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    Hey! No fair! I had dibs and you all know it!
     
  9. apsm100 applysome! Sep 14, 2020

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    Unless I am missing something, I don't think Zuckerberg uses Twitter so...
     
  10. Walrus Sep 14, 2020

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    It is a comical article
     
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  11. NGO1 Sep 14, 2020

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    Nope, he’s burnt too badly* with Oculus Rift.
    (Too badly = spare change, I guess)

    Zuck will not buy hardware again.
     
  12. STANDY schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collector Sep 14, 2020

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    Zuckerberg buying Rolex would be cool.

    but

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  13. ConElPueblo Sep 15, 2020

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    "The Balance Cock Bugle" is satire.

    I mean, have a look at the name!
     
  14. rob#1 Sep 15, 2020

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    AFAIK Zuckerberg famously doesn’t wear watches, hence the satirical article
     
  15. kov Trüffelschwein. Sep 15, 2020

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    Can’t buy the watch, buy the brand :thumbsup: I like :D
     
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  16. Tony C. Ωf Jury member Sep 15, 2020

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    I wish he would buy Hodinkee, so that some the disgust could be consolidated. :D
     
  17. gostang9 Sep 15, 2020

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    ... and a fun read!

     
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  18. Philou Sep 15, 2020

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    If it was only only his haircut...
     
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  19. VjaceCZ Sep 15, 2020

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    Didn’t he mentioned “Why not buy a Rolex” to his management team after finishing annual profit & loss meeting?
     
  20. connieseamaster Sep 15, 2020

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    If anyone felt like watch blogs were missing "The Onion" niche..
     
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