You might have watch problem when…

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When you trade a vintage tube guitar amp for one.....Good gravy, what have I done?
 
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When you are at a dinner at a friend's house and the hostess thinks you are bored because you always look at the watch on your wrist...
 
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When you start spouting ref numbers at people as if the numbers mean anything to them.
 
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When you start spouting ref numbers at people as if the numbers mean anything to them.

oh yes!
"ehi man, nice watch! is it a 168.017?" 😀
 
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You select watch straps to match your shoes and belts, or worse yet, select shoes and belts to match certain of your watch straps!
 
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How’s this. Your wife gets quotes for a new walk way. They run from 2,500 to 7k. You get the bright idea to tackle it yourself perhaps you can get you grail fifty fathoms or a Rolex. The math never works out but it seems perfect in my head. Mind you I’m doing this before and after work. What an idiot I am, masonry is not one of my strong points. Edit sorry the brothers fighting got in by mistake. I also need to expand the landing which is going to be a bitch I should have squared it not round it off but I don’t do this stuff everyday.

Is it too late to embed a wall clock there?
 
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Is it too late to embed a wall clock there?
Brilliant, it’s dry but I’ll add more give it a try.
 
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…you spank your beloved on the behind and say ‘chamfers definitely no longer factory original’

::rimshot::

(works for all pronouns)
(ill show myself out)
 
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…you spank your beloved on the behind and say ‘chamfers definitely no longer factory original’

::rimshot::

(works for all pronouns)
(ill show myself out)
That’d be the popularity contest winner!