You Might Be A Noob If...*

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You think all silver watches are stainless. Then you sell a stainless watch (that is actually chrome plated watch) to a member here. ::facepalm1::
 
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You think all silver watches are stainless. Then you sell a stainless watch (that is actually chrome plated watch) to a member here. ::facepalm1::
Better than finding out it was white gold....
 
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You get in the car with that strange man who says to you he has a rare omega to show you in the back of his rusty van.
 
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You think a cardboard box is only good for the trash bin 😗
 
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You’re not sure if it is OmEEeeega, OmegAAaaa or OmeAaagaa… You will never buy Vacheron Constantin because you cant pronounce it. You still keep saying deployment instead of deployant (I do that :0). You think Rehaut is a Berlin ring Road and you hear that Nivada is phonetically similar to Movado… Ok we will give you the last one :0)
 
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... you think every post you like deserves a new post with one or two words rather than simply hitting the ‘LIKE’ button!
 
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... you think every post you like deserves a new post with one or two words rather than simply hitting the ‘LIKE’ button!
spot on!
 
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You actually pay Archie Luxury to "review" your watch collection.

..you call a ‘Moonwatch’ a ‘Maaaaaan on the (faaaaaaken)Mooooooonwatch’ 🙄
 
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You think you can start flipping watches after a week in the hobby ... and make money.
 
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Which watch is a good investment? 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲
 
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Which watch is a good investment? 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

...and then when you get honest straight answers you pull up webpages that say differently to prove everyone wrong 🤦
 
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You think watches are either quartz or automatic