Never owned a bad car, but I have driven an Austin Maxi, Austin Allegro and Mini Metro, all of which were dire, the last having amazingly bad handling. I learnt to drive on a Morris Marina which I remember as being much better than its reputation. Had a courtesy Skoda Fabia a couple of years ago after a bus driver reversed into my (parked) car and was surprised at how Communist it still felt in the light of praise heaped upon Skoda in recent years.
I drove a hire Pontiac, an auto but I forget what model, on my first visit to the US in 2003. There was a palpable sense of inertia when you put your foot down and the fuel gauge needle seemed to travel from right to left at the speed of a watch seconds hand, which didn't bother me too much as it was less than $20 to fill the tank.
Conversely, my ex had a 1.1 Fiat Punto which was brilliant on heavily-loaded trips from England to France. I did briefly hire a 1.0 Ford Fiesta a few years ago which was a joy to drive. As is my Ford Focus. A mechanic once told me "you can't beat a Ford" and I've never regretted heeding that advice.