Here in Oz the word “date” is a slang euphemism for arsehole, so I can understand your distress with something that displays its date!
To go a bit further we have the expression “calendar dog” which is a dog that always displays the date, ie. a dog with a docked tail or always holds its tail high.
I would buy many more watches if they didn't have a date window
Is that even possible? 😜