I'm afraid y'all have guilt issues. I wouldn't feel guilty eating most any of the meals posted.
GUILTY PLEASURE
Spam and eggs. About once or twice a year get a craving.
Ro-tel cheese dip. Can of Ro-tel, pound of velveeta.
Andys butter pecan concrete. Vanilla custard with butterscotch syrup and salted pecans all blended together.
Maple bacon cupcakes, sadly the bakery that offered them here has closed.
The deluxe honeybun at Stoby's a cooking marvel, just an iced honey bun with a pat of butter microwaved to melt the butter, reputed to be a dish enjoyed by Elvis.
Those are dishes to feel guilty about.