Seeing how the OF General is a mere 62 posts away from 20,000 as I type this message, what does the membership believe this milestone post will be? A squirrel meme, a video montage of some kind, a photo of his collection, the meaning of life, nothing....

 

WHAT!?!? His posts make up for nearly 5% of the entire forum's posts to date

 

Him wearing a quartz Speedmaster...

 

Probably just a deadpan commentary on some poor sap's watch

 

That would be awesome!! Somebody photoshop that together please.

 

He'll change his avatar to this.......

...or maybe not

 

Possibly something from this McSweeney's list? (warning, contains swearing squirrels)

 

ulackfocus' 20,000th post?

 

I can't see the future but I can confidently predict that it will abound in pith.

 

Perhaps he is going to announce a Longines giveaway........

 

Maybe confess and show us the Invicta in his collection?

 

I'm sure it will have to do with the Richter Scale!

 

That's really strange....... and mostly true, especially of Jerzey squirrels.

 

So what finally was the 20k post? I missed it somehow...

 

He harshly criticized Rolex lovers and people with large (or was it small?) d**ks.......

(kidding)

 

Thanks for hearty chuckle!!!