Were these watch designers actually paid to render this sh*t?

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If you want a much nicer watch with even better functionality, the GO PanoRetroGraph is it. An up to 30 minute countdown timer, with a chime at the end to signal the end of the timing. And it's not ugly...

Only problem is it was made in small volumes - released back in 2000. Truly a grail watch...
Whoa, that is super cool! It's wildly out of my price range, but thanks for adding something new to my grail wishlist. 😀

 
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Whoa, that is super cool! It's wildly out of my price range, but thanks for adding something new to my grail wishlist. 😀
No joke...$38,000++ Beautiful nonetheless.
 
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I'm sure the Yachtmaster II is functional for what it is designed for, but I doubt most of those who have one actually use it for that. Just like most folks with a dive watch don't dive, and many with a chronograph rarely, if ever, use that complication.
I have a few friends who sail, and one of them gobbles up yachting race models like there is no tomorrow. I don't know if he actually uses the function at race starts, though 😀
 
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Biggest selling yacht Timer ( a mere 65mm with Boom/Mast Mount Bracket Supplied 😉)

Description​

The Optimum Time OS series 3 watches are the market leaders for dinghy sailors across the World. The large face on the watch allows the sailor to easily see across the boat and count down to the race start. With many functions available this sailing watch is the essential tool for any keen racer.

Optimum Time Sailing Watch Key Features

Large 65mm overall ABS case

38mm x 20mm display size

Massive 16mm digit height

Single row display

Adjustable Viewing Angle

Boom/Mast Mount Bracket Supplied

Elasticated Strap for Wrist or over sleeve wearing

Water Resistant to 5 ATM

Shock Resistant Construction

Normal Timekeeping Mode (12 or 24 Hour)

Specialist Sailing Timer Functions:

Countdown repeat option or

Countdown and Up to show elapsed time for handicap races

5,4,1,0 ISAF/World Sailing start sequence pre-programmed with audible warning signals (can be silenced if preferred)

5 minute, 3 minute and multiples of 1 minute programs as well

“Sync Button” for instant synchronisation if a gun is missed
 
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If you want a much nicer watch with even better functionality, the GO PanoRetroGraph is it. An up to 30 minute countdown timer, with a chime at the end to signal the end of the timing. And it's not ugly...

Only problem is it was made in small volumes - released back in 2000. Truly a grail watch...
Wow! Just checked out a YouTube video on this watch. Absolutley amazing!!!

Here is the link if anyone is interested.
 
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Are we discussing this thing?

Or this thing?
The first one looks just like a conventional Rollex, to me atleast. The second is a tad more busy, is that a regatta starting count down thingy?

I bought my Yacht-master not only because I liked the platinum bezel and frosty dial, but also because I found the Submariner and similar black dial Rolexes rather commonplace. Not the original designer's fault, but they have been copied by so many other makers that they did not appeal any more.

The same thing happened to gold Day-date Rolexes decades ago. They were regarded as the grail watch back in the 1970s and 80s by CEOs, nightclub owners and car salesmen, but then went off the boil when so many look-a-likes appeared.

I still think Rolexes a great watches, though the later versions of the Yacht-master leave me cold.

 
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They say that art and design reflect the era and culture that produced them. Is it a prerequisite to be on a cocaine binge when coming up with this? Do these folks have even a rudimentary conception of balance, symmetry, aesthetics? Do these make you want to admire you wrist, and note the passage of time in an elegant, refined way…or drive your Lambo into a lamp post?


The people who like the style of any one of these watches, has the money to buy the one of his choice because he likes it, doesn’t care a rat’s a$$ whether the rest of us like them or not. Think Liberace or Elton John who also favour styles most of us don’t like! They’re laughing all the way to the bank!
 
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The people who like the style of any one of these watches, has the money to buy the one of his choice because he likes it, doesn’t care a rat’s a$$ whether the rest of us like them or not. Think Liberace or Elton John who also favour styles most of us don’t like! They’re laughing all the way to the bank!
I don’t have the money to buy one, and I don’t give a rat’s ass if they don’t care if I don’t like them. Money, as is abundantly clear, doesn’t buy refined taste, an eye for aesthetics, or design appreciation.
 
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I don’t have the money to buy one, and I don’t give a rat’s ass if they don’t care if I don’t like them. Money, as is abundantly clear, doesn’t buy refined taste, an eye for aesthetics, or design appreciation.

Let’s agree to disagree!
 
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I don’t give a rat’s ass if they don’t care if I don’t like them. Money, as is abundantly clear, doesn’t buy refined taste, an eye for aesthetics, or design appreciation.
Another day, another cloud to yell at… Your “appreciation for design”, “eye for aesthetics”, and “refined taste” are not the standards for which the rest of the world should follow, and honestly, the world is much more exciting for it.
 
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Let’s agree to disagree!
What part do you disagree with?

1) That I don’t have the money to buy one?
2) That I don’t give a rats ass if they don’t care if I don’t like them?
or, 3) that money doesn’t buy refined taste, an eye for aesthetics, or design appreciation?
 
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Another day, another cloud to yell at… Your “appreciation for design”, “eye for aesthetics”, and “refined taste” are not the standards for which the rest of the world should follow, and honestly, the world is much more exciting for it.
But I’m still entitled to an opinion, as are you.
 
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But I’m still entitled to an opinion, as are you.

I see stuff on here every day that I don’t like. So much so that if I were to choose to offer a negative opinion, my post count would be twice what it is at present. Is it really worthy of comment when you see stuff you don’t like?
 
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I see stuff on here every day that I don’t like. So much so that if I were to choose to offer a negative opinion, my post count would be twice what it is at present. Is it really worthy of comment when you see stuff you don’t like?
Yes. Because I had hoped it would engender conversation about watch design, both the pros and the cons, what people like, what they don’t, and why.

Is it your perspective that only things we like should be discussed on the Forum?
 
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Yes. Because I had hoped it would engender conversation about watch design, both the pros and the cons, what people like, what they don’t, and why.

Is it your perspective that only things we like should be discussed on the Forum?
Most certainly NOT! That is precisely why I refrain from offering negative opinions to stuff I don’t like! This forum allows for members to celebrate the stuff they like!
 
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They say that art and design reflect the era and culture that produced them. Is it a prerequisite to be on a cocaine binge when coming up with this? Do these folks have even a rudimentary conception of balance, symmetry, aesthetics? Do these make you want to admire you wrist, and note the passage of time in an elegant, refined way…or drive your Lambo into a lamp post?

These things are as hideous as anything Invicta could produce, but offcourse the brand name and pricetag makes then as classy as Liberace and Elton John! 😀😀😀😀. Keep yelling at clouds M`Bob, I am right beside you!
 
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offcourse the brand name and pricetag makes then as classy as Liberace and Elton John!
That's Sir Elton John! Show a little respect please. 😉
 
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I think the problem with most of the watches shown, is that the dials are too busy. I don't know how they look in the flesh, only seen the yacht master, so they might work better in real life. I quite like the square one, it looks fairly readable.
 
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I think the problem with most of the watches shown, is that the dials are too busy. I don't know how they look in the flesh, only seen the yacht master, so they might work better in real life. I quite like the square one, it looks fairly readable.
Definitely! The designers have sacrificed legibility for " look at me, I am special" to stand out in a tough marked. As stated by others earlier, inovation is a good thing, but classics are classics for a reason.

Would you rather look like this;
Or like this?