OK, Hamburg's a prosperous city in a country that appreciates things mechanical - where are the vintage watch watering holes? Who's going to hook me up?

 

You might try the Chamber of commerce or the economic development board 716-649-6111,
Hamburg is a fairly prosperous little town, they just got a new Lowe's

http://www.townofhamburgny.com/EconomicDevelopment.html

 

I mean Hamburg in Germany, YURP, not upstate NY.

 

Yeah, well, you know how things are around here

 

This is more a Hamburg piece

 

Ahh yurp,

 

Don't you think they will mind being put in a box?

 

Well they do have a new Tim Horton's in Hamburg NY, That's practically a watch store.

 

As the Gecko says, "yeah, everybody knows that, but did you know that Tim's is practically a watch store because one of our more intense horological members, "Donut", is, shall we just say, heavily involved with the enterprise".