Village idiot buys fake watch and has tantrum when people won’t help him with it

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My guess is that this guy is used to fakes. IF he has a girlfriend, I’m sure that she’s faking it - A LOT.
I don’t think he’d get that far to be honest!
 
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I'm watching to see if he somehow manages to get to 200 posts just by insulting every person who replies in the thread.
That’s the funniest post so far and I am not even half way through this.
 
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She doesn't look like she's missing out for company. More like she considers herself another of the household people.
I think we are her slaves. When she wants to play, pulls out one of her toys and brings it over to us. When she wants breakfast she jumps on me and nibbles my beard. Usually around 5 am
 
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That’s the funniest post so far and I am not even half way through this.
Wait for the "Return Of The Living Dead" 😁
 
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My guess is that this guy is used to fakes. IF he has a girlfriend, I’m sure that she’s faking it - A LOT.
I mean... you wouldn't know her. She goes to college in another state.
 
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I have allowed for your Jade Falcon heresy for too long.. this was a step over the line!

As one of the most accomplished Mech Pilots on the planet, I must put an end to your Clannish ways.


My Resume
VGL Master Pilot Doom Site 13 - Costa Mesa plus multiple Picards and Tesla Pins for tournament wins
Winner of the Mechwarrior Online Launch Tournament
Tabletop player for almost 30 years.
DCI Top 100 WoTC Battletech CCG, and builder of the winning deck from the only championship tournament held.

Of course, this is all meaningless lol.
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My guess is that this guy is used to fakes. IF he has a girlfriend, I’m sure that she’s faking it - A LOT.

For the record, my vintage FLY NAVY bumper sticker [installed yesterday due to unsightly damage on my vehicle] is NOT fake…

 
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I have allowed for your Jade Falcon heresy for too long.. this was a step over the line!

As one of the most accomplished Mech Pilots on the planet, I must put an end to your Clannish ways.


My Resume
VGL Master Pilot Doom Site 13 - Costa Mesa plus multiple Picards and Tesla Pins for tournament wins
Winner of the Mechwarrior Online Launch Tournament
Tabletop player for almost 30 years.
DCI Top 100 WoTC Battletech CCG, and builder of the winning deck from the only championship tournament held.

Of course, this is all meaningless lol.

Wow, I'm accustomed to doing the time travel thing here on OF with all these beautiful vintage watches (and the stories behind them). But the Battletech CCG? That's seriously ancient, haven't thought of it in years.

I doff my cap to you, sir.

Now I have to get rid of the Mechwarrior 2 intro running through my head again ;-)
 
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For the record, my vintage FLY NAVY bumper sticker [installed yesterday due to unsightly damage on my vehicle] is NOT fake…

I'll vouch for you, Collin. 😁
 
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For the record, my vintage FLY NAVY bumper sticker [installed yesterday due to unsightly damage on my vehicle] is NOT fake…


I dunno, it kind of looks like an authentic vintage police interceptor with a generic ETA clone bumper
 
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I actually have many Rolexes in the bank, and wear VSFs on the street. I live in Beverly Hills and there’s recently some watch robberies/assaults.
Who did you rob/assault?
 
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Please come back, Nicewatcher. We miss you! Ok, ok, we really don’t, but people like you make threads like this just so much fun. 😁
 
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I want my insult! NOW!

You have a PM! 😉

j/k