Figured as much. Still new to longines, but have seen some beautiful items out there, so I'm keeping my eyes peeled.
Men with keener senses of humor have tried their damndest to 'joke' this watch from my grasp to no avail. I'll put you one the dibs list though. You're only about 40th or so.... which means at least 3 or 4 dozen others will never get this watch before you never get it. Seriously, it's a keeper. Unless an immediate family member needs an organ from the black market there's no way this watch leaves my possession.
At least you tried. I think you will have better luck finding one in the market than wrestling it from Dennis.