The "Ugliest watch ever made" thread

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eugeneandresson

·Aug 13, 2020

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DaveK

·Aug 13, 2020·Yoda of Yodelers

kip595

😁 Doubtful, but if I had one and somebody offered to trade me a plain standard Speedy Pro and a plate of bacon for it, the bacon would seal the deal!

 

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Dsloan

·Aug 13, 2020

rcs914

I see that Tudor and raise you:

I tried one on the other day and I liked it more than I expected I would!

 

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rob#1

·Aug 13, 2020

Woof

 

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64Wing

·Nov 15, 2020

This:

 

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marco

·Nov 16, 2020

eugeneandresson

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I thought this was a vintage parking meter !

 

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STANDY

·Nov 16, 2020·schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collector

Most want to hide the fact that it’s a quartz

Look at the others with a smile, there are some beauties

https://www.starbuy.com.au/other-brands/electricianz-mens-watch

 

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rcs914

·Nov 17, 2020

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Most want to hide the fact that it’s a quartz

Look at the others with a smile, there are some beauties

https://www.starbuy.com.au/other-brands/electricianz-mens-watch

These are probably the first in this thread that I disagree with. My biggest issue with them is their size at 45mm. I think the designs are fun, and I'd definitely wear one if it were a gift, but I don't think I'd cough up $500 to buy one. They are unique, but to me in a good way.

 

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·Nov 17, 2020·schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collector

rcs914

These are probably the first in this thread that I disagree with. My biggest issue with them is their size at 45mm. I think the designs are fun, and I'd definitely wear one if it were a gift, but I don't think I'd cough up $500 to buy one. They are unique, but to me in a good way.

First one would be a gift from the unibomber 😉

 

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Widows Son

·Nov 17, 2020

Leopard Daytona.

 

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amcclell

·Nov 17, 2020

Lazy_Lightning

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Please tell me that this isn't made with human hair.

 

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Börn

·Nov 18, 2020

Ok. I just stumbled across this thread and I had to post. I am embarrassed to say that I am the owner of the most ugliest watch. I bought it long ago because the ugliness was memorizing.

It is an honor to present to you my “Chandelier Swatch” with the original paperwork and box.

 

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impalla62ss

·Nov 18, 2020

Dsloan

I like Bulova but am not a fan of their gold nugget phase.

Actually the Bulova Alaskan Gold Nugget series looked pretty great. I really like mine.

 

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Engee

·Nov 19, 2020

Börn

Ok. I just stumbled across this thread and I had to post. I am embarrassed to say that I am the owner of the most ugliest watch. I bought it long ago because the ugliness was memorizing.

It is an honor to present to you my “Chandelier Swatch” with the original paperwork and box.

I used to own that watch! I was in town and I saw a long queue snaking its way from the Swatch store. I asked what was going on and was told a new limited edition watch was being released. Thinking my ship had come in and if I bought one and waited a few years I would never need to work again, I joined the line.

about two hours later I had my Chandelier. I looked at it once, never removing it from the box, and hid it away. It really is not a wearer.

A few years passed and eventually I decided it was time for someone else to “enjoy” it and so up it went on eBay.

I think I got about £70 for it. I didn’t retire.