The "Ugliest watch ever made" thread

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I just accidentally, and unhappily, saw this.

From every ill in the world, something good should come. In this case, I'm thinking that a thread where people consign the most horrible watches they've ever seen, then we can metaphorically send the thread off to the outer reaches of the universe and thereby do a service for all of human-kind.
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I'm going to regret this, aren't I!

For the record, on this thread, "like" actually means "dislike".
 
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Hamilton 12-size, 910. Beautiful movement, but butt ugly etched dial.

 
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Hamilton 12-size, 910. Beautiful movement, but butt ugly etched dial.


Actually I find that nicest of all in this thread so far...
 
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Actually I find that nicest of all in this thread so far...
Yes, but starting from a pretty low base, right? I mean, your Hublot is a crime against humanity.
 
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Oh my... I uh think my vote to um "win" is this err fascinating watch. It is so well, ugly, I think that a pork chop needs to be attached to it to get the family dog to play with it... I think the bar has been set very high and I do not think any person should be subjected to this horror...
 
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Maybe you’re a Floyd Mayweather fan and you really want get a Hublot that supports him but $80,000 is your limit. Finally a watch for you!
 
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I'm frankly amazed this thread hasn't been spammed into oblivion by Invicta's yet
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