The top ten rationalizations for your wristwatch habit:

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Where's your beloved Speedy?
Pictured below…1861 and 321 respectively…at the downtown Hooters in STL…pic by @Darlinboy

 
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…. Because when my wife asks what I am doing to do/ doing,watch porn is an ok answer all round
 
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18) your childs and grandchilds will have working mechanic pieces insptead of electronic ones!
*don't know if my speedy fiever is the best model because i have 2 doughters 😉
 
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17. Why should my son, who embraces the idea of a cashless society, wastes a good chunk of his life on Tik-Tok, and has a girlfriend who thinks that fast-food hamburgers can be "awesome", inherit any of my money?

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A) Fast food hamburgers absolutely CAN be awesome.

2) And why would anyone feel the need to rationalize owning watches? If you need to rationalize ownership of something, take aim at pocket squares or American made automobiles (made after 1972 with the possible exception of the Buick Grand National).
 
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Pictured below…1861 and 321 respectively…at the downtown Hooters in STL…pic by @Darlinboy

So now there are plus size HOOTERS girls? AMURRRRICA!

Are you still shredding at the skate park?
 
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20) Mankind managed to create a self-contained non-disposable mechanism that generates the energy it consumes. I have to own nice specimen of man’s purest and most fascinating creation.
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Is this like one of them rubix cubes?
 
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1) It’s cheaper than a mistress

2) It’s WAY cheaper than a divorce

3) As hobbies go, it doesn’t take up much space

4) It’s often much cheaper than a Cocaine habit

5) And, related to 4), often less expensive than the subsequent rehab

6) Hey, you have to have SOMETHING to get you through daily life

7) It can sometimes be a good investment

8) it’s not a bad heirloom

9) it’s functional

10) It keeps the guys at Hodinkee employed
Simple, I have money to burn