1) It’s cheaper than a mistress
2) It’s WAY cheaper than a divorce
3) As hobbies go, it doesn’t take up much space
4) It’s often much cheaper than a Cocaine habit
5) And, related to 4), often less expensive than the subsequent rehab
6) Hey, you have to have SOMETHING to get you through daily life
7) It can sometimes be a good investment
8) it’s not a bad heirloom
9) it’s functional
10) It keeps the guys at Hodinkee employed