The top ten rationalizations for your wristwatch habit:

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Just keep reading a watch forum discussions to expedite your addition.

Excellent.

“Honey, I regularly participate on the Omega watch forum, and they would require me to stop participating if I didn’t amass a large collection…”
 
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17. Why should my son, who embraces the idea of a cashless society, wastes a good chunk of his life on Tik-Tok, and has a girlfriend who thinks that fast-food hamburgers can be "awesome", inherit any of my money?

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17. Why should my son, who embraces the idea a cashless society, wastes a good chunk of his life on Tik-Tok, and has a girlfriend who thinks that fast-food hamburgers can be "awesome", inherit any of my money?

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Hahaha, let me guess, he should be around 16? Anyway, Im sure, this is just a short epidsode. He will be back on the right path, soon.
 
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17. Why should my son, who embraces the idea a cashless society, wastes a good chunk of his life on Tik-Tok, and has a girlfriend who thinks that fast-food hamburgers can be "awesome", inherit any of my money?

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I’ve infected my kid who is eyeing my collection and making noises about what to sell and what to keep. He has at least 7 watches already.
 
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Hahaha, let me guess, he should be around 16?

You've identified the essence of the problem – he's 41. 🙄
 
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If I should somehow lose all but one of them I’ll still know what time it is.
 
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I’m obliged to buy more watches to ease my wife’s guilt for spending too much money on jewelry.
 
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You've identified the essence of the problem – he's 41. 🙄

I got it. Sorry for stirring up.
17. is definately a good argument!
 
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I got it. Sorry for stirring up.
17. is definately a good argument!

No worries! The truth is that I am childless, so this is a hypothetical ne'er do well, based on my younger generation stereotypes.
 
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No worries! The truth is that I am childless.

You never know. Sometimes there’s a knock on the door, with someone looking vaguely like you, asking for money…
 
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Rationalizations? We ain’t got no rationalizations! We don’t need no Rationalizations !
I don’t have to show you any stinking Rationalizations !”
 
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Rationalizations? We ain’t got no rationalizations. We don’t need no rationalizations. We don’t need no stinking Rationalizations I don’t have to show you any stinking Rationalizations!
Amen.
 
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Still a bargain, compared to America's Cup Racing.
 
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Because Hooters chicks dig dudes that wear mechanical watches*…and Metallica t-shirts…and Hooters hats…

*Beloved Seiko 6309-7049 automatic pictured below

 
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Because Hooters chicks dig dudes that wear mechanical watches*…and Metallica t-shirts…and Hooters hats…

*Beloved Seiko 6309-7049 automatic pictured below


Geez, I’ve missed these posts…
 
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Because I get a kick out of wearing the latest and greatest in newfangled wristwatch technology!

Circa 1938 😒

Just check this out! It's a brawny 28mm of a waterproof, patented, all-steel snapback case! 👍 And...it's shock-resistant!