Need a shrink? Looks like you're doing just fine!

 

the shrink option kicks in after 20 pieces, drive on....

 

If you need a shrink, I need to be put in that special studio apartment with the rubber wall paper and given one of those canvas sweaters with the really loooooong sleeves that buckle behind your back.

 

Actually, we see you as a special case, extremely severe. We think this style is more appropriate for your situation.

 

You only need help when the value of your watch collection exceeds the value of your home.

At least, that's my view.

 

I sold my home to buy watches....... so I guess I qualify.

I can now be reached by writing to:

the blue 2012 Ford Focus
Second row, third space from the pole
North parking lot
Central shopping mall

Unless my wife has me towed again.

 

Post of the Day!

 

LOL. Literally.

 

I'll be your shrink and I'll let you pay in watches - both problems solved!

 

Looks like you have a serious problem

 

It was towed, but wasn't hard to find....

 

You would have to downgrade to a motorbike and sleep in the park to be a truly hard core watch collector

 

Too funny!

 

Odd you should bring that subject up.....My other "problem"...

 

does this mean I get a funny subtitle under my name oh mighty quartzophobe?

 

Well done oh great and mighty Squirrel Hunter!

 

I'm looking genuflect up now.... I hope this isn't something rude to do with my genu... um.....parts.....

HAIL! OH MIGHTY QUARTZOPHOBE! LONG MAY THY NUTS REMAIN UNCRACKED!

that popping noise you heard was my left knee trying to bend..... would you settle for a curtsy.

 

Damn, I knew I was going to have to buy a bigger house