I'm tired of the bulls that goes along with this hobby! Deceptive pictures and descriptions from wanker sellers, loony watchmakers that go off the deep end, endless questions from noobs, tire kicking non-buyers who pester you for days about your listing and don't buy it anyway.... I've had enough and I just can't take anymore!!!!!

I'm breaking out the camera in a week or two and having a fire sale. Screw any former dibs! Money talks, so save your lunch money and get ready.

....oh, and there'll be a help wanted sign for a mod to replace me too.

FK THIS G DN SY HOBBY!!!

 

April fool's day is here with us again....

 

I'm not going to buy any more watches either!

Oh wait. NM.

There's one I don't have yet.

 

Looks like you need a Aussie outback adventure slash fishing trip. I will pack the boat and pick you up at the airport

 

April Fools!

 

I'm wearing a non-date watch – what's the date today?

 

You should off load all your Speedmaster watches.

 

So you're going to be a one watch guy after that Blancpain?

 

I'm going to retire this summer. I always said if Windy gets another raise I was going to quit. At that point, all I'll need to know is "Day Tiime" and "Night Time" - which can be told by it being light or dark.

 

Yea right, I know your type.
You want people to beg, oh Dennis, don't do that...
So what... don't let the door hit you in the.....

 

Wow, this is some great news!

All of my stupid questions have finally paid off!!

I don't believe there's a watch Dennis owns that I don't lust for..

I've just put the house up for sale (I'll quick-deed it to the new owner, long as he has lots of ready cash), and find me a nice, shiny dumpster that has some space for a few watch cases to hide within the trash bags. I think I'm only using one of my kidneys, too, so up it goes!

I'm stoked, and monitoring the Sales Forum as I speak...

 

Uh, there's watches for that too..



It is Quartz though!

 

I really like that design. If it didn't have a battery, I'd already own an UNO. Actually, I almost traded for one a few years ago.

Well, I'll probably keep the 2 AP ultra-thins, the Breitling, the AT, and a Seiko for beach/beater duty. Can't sell the heirloom Bulova either.

 

I got excited (about the sale, not you leaving), was about to login to my bank account to count my monies and then I finished scrolling and realized the date....