A new one.
The rabbit was under the shadow of a tree and relaxing.
The elephant pass there and says:
Hey Mr. rabbit,what are you doing?
The rabbit answers:
Just relaxing Mr. elephant and f***ing the lion.
The elephant surprised from what the rabbit said,left.
After a while the wolf pass near where the rabbit was and says:
Hello Mr. Rabbit,what are you doing?
The rabbit answers:
Relaxing Mr. Wolf and f***ing the lion.
The wolf twice as surprised as the elephant left.
Some other animals passed near the rabbit and he was telling them the same thing.
The lion heard what the rabbit was saying and he went near the tree the rabbit was and says:
Hey Mr. Rabbit,what are you doing?
And the rabbit says:
Relaxing Mr. Lion and talking bullshit to kill my
time.
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