What do you mean by that exactly?

 

I would love to say I get this, but I don't.

 

I mean there is gypsy blood in my family. And here in 'Merica where I live it is okay to talk in non-politically correct ways about your own people, but strictly verboten for others to do so

 

I told a chemistry joke once, but didn't get a reaction.

Remember if you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.

 

Well, that’s at least two of us.

 

Any joke you have to explain, isn’t funny. That was one of them.

 

Lol....i'll try to explain it a bit than.
The rabbit was playing it cool when he saw the lioness that was stuck otherwise he would still be running for his life.
I hope you get it.

 

A new one.

The rabbit was under the shadow of a tree and relaxing.
The elephant pass there and says:

Hey Mr. rabbit,what are you doing?
The rabbit answers:
Just relaxing Mr. elephant and f***ing the lion.

The elephant surprised from what the rabbit said,left.
After a while the wolf pass near where the rabbit was and says:

Hello Mr. Rabbit,what are you doing?
The rabbit answers:
Relaxing Mr. Wolf and f***ing the lion.

The wolf twice as surprised as the elephant left.
Some other animals passed near the rabbit and he was telling them the same thing.
The lion heard what the rabbit was saying and he went near the tree the rabbit was and says:

Hey Mr. Rabbit,what are you doing?
And the rabbit says:
Relaxing Mr. Lion and talking bullshit to kill my
time.

 

Is this joke-telling full-time employment for you?

 

Ye

 

I told my doctor I broke my leg in 2 places.
He told me not to go to those places again...

 

A patient asks:
Doctor,I put my finger on my head,it hurts
I put my finger at my arm ,it hurts
I put my finger at my leg ,it hurts.
What is the problem?
The Doctor:
You have a broken finger.

 

I think we have the same doctor.

 

Hahaha lol man

 

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

 

A man goes into the doctor with a lettuce sticking out of his arse
"That looks nasty", says the doctor
"Well", says the man "that's just the tip of the iceberg"

 

I'll never forget my Grandfather's last words to me....





"Stop shaking the ladder, you asshole!"

 

The daughter of the chief police department went to her fathers office and tells him:

-Daddy,your policeman are stupid.
-Why? Said her father
-Because I asked them if you find how many apples I have in my backpack I will give you the six of them and they started saying numbers like one said 3 the other 5 another policeman said 8 and so on noone found it.
And than her father said.
-Why you get mad sunshine,how many apples you had?

 

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Do you make these jokes up yourself?