Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics]

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hen

·Wed. 1:45am

 

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JimInOz

·Wed. 2:24am·Melbourne Australia

 

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M'Bob

·Wed. 12:42pm

 

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Archer

·Wed. 1:29pm·Omega Qualified Watchmaker

 

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Archer

·Wed. 1:30pm·Omega Qualified Watchmaker

 

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p4ul

·Wed. 4:40pm

 

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Wryfox

·Wed. 6:19pm

If you ask chatgpt to show you the difference between bluberry muffins and chihuahuas...

 

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Archer

·Wed. 7:27pm·Omega Qualified Watchmaker

 

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Tony C.

·Wed. 7:28pm·Ωf Jury member

 

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hen

·2:15am yesterday

Triple Larson today.

 

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JimInOz

·3:36am yesterday·Melbourne Australia

I wonder if Canadia and Meskiko will be charged for their portion of the umberella?

Or I wonder if rich Canucks and Victorians (Another name for Mexican citizens) will flock to the protected zones for safety.

 

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TimeODanaos

·6:32am yesterday

JimInOz

I wonder if Canadia and Meskiko will be charged for their portion of the umberella?

Or I wonder if rich Canucks and Victorians (Another name for Mexican citizens) will flock to the protected zones for safety.

Once you see this as a self-portrait - from Arctic comb-over to Texas neck - it's quite hard to unsee it again afterwards... 🫣

 

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Barking mad

·6:37am yesterday·Prolific Speedmaster Hoarder

 

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Archer

·8:46am yesterday·Omega Qualified Watchmaker

TimeODanaos

Once you see this as a self-portrait - from Arctic comb-over to Texas neck - it's quite hard to unsee it again afterwards... 🫣

If it's like the real one, that golden dome is full of bare patches...

 

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DaveK

·9:38am yesterday·Yoda of Yodelers

JimInOz

I wonder if Canadia and Meskiko will be charged for their portion of the umberella?

Or I wonder if rich Canucks and Victorians (Another name for Mexican citizens) will flock to the protected zones for safety.

I assume that there is a matching missile launch system called Golden Shower?

 

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Archer

·9:51am yesterday·Omega Qualified Watchmaker

 

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Charlemagne1333

·11:58am yesterday

hen

Hey! Archer makes good jokes!

So that makes two of us with ‘interesting’ fantasies 😉

 

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Archer

·8:39pm yesterday·Omega Qualified Watchmaker

 

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hen

·Today at 2:09am

Blast from the past. This guy was arrested in 2013 on theft and drugs charges.

 

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levkov

·Today at 2:26am

I have two requests when i pass:
1. Scatter my remains at the beach
2. Don't cremate me