Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics]

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“She could have married Mr. Hardy.” Pastorbottle. (Beat you to it…).
 
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hen hen

Sorry to fans of watch stands.
He's already been bent over and screwed over by Rolex, as to how enjoyable that was, would of course depend on the individual in question's preferences............But also there is this to consider about that picture, wearing a Rolex won't even get the lovelies anywhere near the bed, so they'll never get to be put off by the watch stand! 🤣
 
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I was forever adjusting these on my first car, especially in wet weather. The first motor I had with electronic ignition seemed like a luxury.

I don’t want to be your friend, though 😉
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I can’t figure out why The Bay went bankrupt 🙄