Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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I don’t want to have to learn to speak Canadian.
Pretty sure we would teach you all English…😉
 
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I could never get a handle on tennis either, mate.


 
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You can say, “have a nice day” and no one thinks twice.

But you can’t say, “enjoy the next 24 hours” and not sound like you’re threatening someone.
 
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Not sure were the joke is, but its watch related.
Well, that one brought this thread to a screeching halt!