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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics]
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·Meet my new cat, Twiggenberries
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·A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage.
The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.
Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman, and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly....in a daze.
The counselor turns to the husband and says "That is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"
The husband says, "I can bring her in on Monday and Wednesday, but on
Friday I'm golfing..."
The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.
Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman, and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly....in a daze.
The counselor turns to the husband and says "That is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"
The husband says, "I can bring her in on Monday and Wednesday, but on
Friday I'm golfing..."
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·March 2023... planetary conjunction
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"Perhaps", says the man, "and while we're on the topic, it seems like a good time for me to mention that I've long dreamt of kissing Uranus."
"Perhaps", says the man, "and while we're on the topic, it seems like a good time for me to mention that I've long dreamt of kissing Uranus."
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And if the two above fail, there’s always…
And if the two above fail, there’s always…
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