Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Q: What is this?

A. ??

Not bad, but you're not quite there. 🍿


A memorial to exactly 20 years of relative stability for the USA.
 
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Speaking of spam...

Are you interested in making $$$$ fast?

Here's an incredibly simple way to do it,
and there is absolutely nothing to buy,
no investment to make,
no money to lose!

Try it now!

Just follow this simple procedure:

1) Hold down the shift key.

2) Hit the 4 key four times
 
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Whole lot of “clicking” going on at Costco!

When eating vast quantities of Klick, it is important to choose the healthy 25% sodium reduced option! 👍
 
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Speaking of spam...

Are you interested in making $$$$ fast?

Here's an incredibly simple way to do it,
and there is absolutely nothing to buy,
no investment to make,
no money to lose!

Try it now!

Just follow this simple procedure:

1) Hold down the shift key.

2) Hit the 4 key four times

Where are the money coming from after we do that?😁
I'm bit greedy $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$........................
 
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If it isn’t my old friend autocorrect...
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Autocorrect sucks! Look what I've sent to somebody in the office by mistake...

- "Next Tuesday I'll lick you, suck you and bite you all night!"

- Hahahaha, what did you mean to say?

- Thursday
 
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True story.. I still crack up every time FB brings this back out... My son was 7 and my daughter was 3 at the time... LOL!
 
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I'm confused. Marrying your own daughter is pretty much never a good thing. Why did the king flaunt it by telling everyone, including a bunch of grooms? Was he trying to break up all of their impending marriages? No wonder the pig was upset.
Yes you are right it is confusing...but I guess you get what I want to say 😉
 
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The only way this could be marginally acceptable is if you are of the group you are poking fun at. If not, delete it because it is racist and not funny.
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