Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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The doodle is a nice depiction of the average OF member:

Lost in the endless vacuum that is watch collecting - always reaching for a new speedy.
 
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Time flies when you're in outer space.

Please come back. The Daytona means nothing to me!
 
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Realising his mistakes, and with his air supply quickly diminishing due to the lack of gloves, Geoff still decided to chase his errant Speedmaster despite the lack of a tether. Thus becoming the first, and shortest lived, honorary OF member.

Haha!
 
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Angry Omega Advertising exec:

I told you to photoshop it on his wrist, not just floating around in space
 
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I doodled this today.

Thinking that the combined brains of OF members could come up with a pretty good caption!

Suggestions below please!

Watch....this.....space!
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“Speedy in vacuous space.....”

Apologies
“Speedy in the vacuum of space”
Damned auto correct.
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