Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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I recently sold my entire collection of Dusty Springfield records;
I had so many they filled the top row of a display cabinet.



Now I just don't know what to do with my shelf.


::facepalm1::
A slight spin on a well known record in which the lovely Dusty collaborated with the Pet Shop Boys , what have we done please tell me what have we done to deserve this . I'll see myself out & good night all.
 
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The car's in Park, so rear camera wouldn't be on.
"Ole 3 Leg Bill" is about to get creamed by that silver Mercedes anyway, so it's not the old gentleman's fault.

I'll now put my Captain Pedantic uniform away.
 
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What's the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One howls on the prairie, the other prowls on the hairy.