Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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An elephant and porn star are standing next to each other at the urinals. The porn star says, “Impressive, huh?”

The elephant says, “Yeah, but can you pick up peanuts with it?”
 
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Pirate to Doctor: "Aaaar, I got me some moles on me back".
Doctor: "Let me take a look.......... OK, they're benign".
Pirate: "Aaaar, nay, there be ten!".
 
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On a train a passenger travels with some chicks in her bag.
The controller notices them and says:
"Ma'am, no animals are allowed on the train."
"I know," she says, "but when I left they were still eggs."