Pirate to Doctor: "Aaaar, I got me some moles on me back".
Doctor: "Let me take a look.......... OK, they're benign".
Pirate: "Aaaar, nay, there be ten!".
On a train a passenger travels with some chicks in her bag.
The controller notices them and says:
"Ma'am, no animals are allowed on the train."
"I know," she says, "but when I left they were still eggs."