Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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My question is was she successful? I'd love to see a tap dancing penguin....

 
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Would be nice if the humor came back.
Perhaps you could post a list of your personally approved types, to which contributors could then slavishly refer.
 
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Perhaps you could post a list of your personally approved types, to which contributors could then slavishly refer.
Perhaps you could post something that is funny.
 
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HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies" he responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."