Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Barney Throuple…


The 60' and 70's where keys in a bowl at a party was a real thing.
 
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In Dorothy’s defence she wasn’t piloting her house, and the other one was collateral damage…
 
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“Kentucky man” giving “Florida man” a run for their money…

 
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“Kentucky man” giving “Florida man” a run for their money…

As the dead deer wasn't named, I assume it is a John Doe!
 
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“Kentucky man” giving “Florida man” a run for their money…

The real question here is, Did the Deer consent!
 
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The real question here is, Did the Deer consent!
Ya can just hear the banjo music sound track to the whole sordid affair!
 
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Period of time in the prison gym and he should be able to catch a live one.
 
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Period of time in the prison gym and he should be able to catch a live one.
It's possible to learn all sorts of new skills inside........it turns out a young bloke I used to know has been away at Her Majesty's Pleasure, and whilst he was at the Bluestone and Bars resort he learned metal work, now I hear he's using those skills making illegal guns!

I wouldn't want to be holding one the bloody things when it went off!
 
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They say three and half inches is enough to satisfy any woman........


As long as it's a credit card


::rimshot::