Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Wurst case scenario.............




The bored and lonely housewife, said to the tradies: "Show me your meaty tools!"..........so they did!
 
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Someone told me recently that humas eat more bananas than monkeys. I can believe that - I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey...
 
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A polar bear walks into a bar…

Bear: “I’ll have a gin and………………………………….
………………………………………………………………tonic.”
Barman: “Why the long pause?”
Bear: “ I was born with them.”
 
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A polar bear walks into a bar…

Bear: “I’ll have a gin and………………………………….
………………………………………………………………tonic.”
Barman: “Why the long pause?”
Bear: “ I was born with them.”
Was the bear with a horse?