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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

Emeister
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Canuck Canuck
A new slant on recycling! Why had I not thought of this before today? Re-purposing a phone booth as a porta-potty!

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Is it really re-purposing though?
They always smelled as if that was their primary use back in the day.
 
BlackTalon
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Pie is a finger food -- no need for forks and plates.

In my opinion, the movie "The Hitcher" wins the award for best use of a finger in food.
 
Pastorbottle
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I've heard the expression "Having a finger in the pie" the question is are they whole fingers of finger puree? Whole fingers would give a pie a strange texture
 
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Pastorbottle Pastorbottle
We have an expression here in Oz: "talking to god on the big white telephone" it refers to being on your knees, throwing up into the toilet bowl whist crying out "oh god! "between chunders!
It's all the more applicable with this shithouse!
AKA "driving the big white bus"
 
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