Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Darn Canadians!
Even the crims like their coppers, ey Steve 😅.

Sudbury? I wonder if he plays for the Blueberry Bulldogs?
 
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I live in California. On Halloween, I frightened all my neighbors. I dressed up as gluten…
 
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How did they know it was bedtime at Micheal Jackson's house........it was when the big hand touched the little hand!
 
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That would infer that Michael Jackson went to bed 22 times in a day. So we’re still none the wiser…
 
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Two priests are driving down the road when they get stopped at a police roadblock. A police officer walks up to the car and says "Good afternoon Father, the purpose of the roadblock is that we're looking for a couple of child molesters." The priest thinks for a second, then says "We can do that."
 
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Research shows a dog can make 100 facial expressions, beating out the actor Mickey Rourke by 99…
 
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If someone steals my identity, and I kill them, am I committing suicide?
 
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Some Rolex humor today, I am not sure that I get it, but I will work harder and reach my goals.