Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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The trick is.......Don't! Just roll it and the matching doona cover and remaining pillow cases into one of the pillow cases which is used as a storage bag!
My wife would NEVER let me get away with that!
 
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Too early?

This might be considered late, in the UK. At least two major supermarket chains are already stocking chocolates/confectionery with festive labeling, and products traditionally associated with Christmas. The corporate response is that it helps customers to ‘spread the cost’ of Christmas planning. The fact that these products are high in saturated fats, sugar and calories is no coincidence.
 
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This might be considered late, in the UK. At least two major supermarket chains are already stocking chocolates/confectionery with festive labeling, and products traditionally associated with Christmas. The corporate response is that it helps customers to ‘spread the cost’ of Christmas planning. The fact that these products are high in saturated fats, sugar and calories is no coincidence.
If it’s of any consolation, there was a lighted Christmas tree on display in Costco three days ago.
 
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If it’s of any consolation, there was a lighted Christmas tree on display in Costco three days ago.
It doesn’t surprise me.
There are one or two residential properties in my vicinity that leave their outdoor lights attached all year.
In their defence, they don’t switch them on until September…
 
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I saw something odd today, but I was in traffic, my phone was in its case, so I was unable to get a picture. I was in traffic, and I was behind a Nissan Rogue. I only caught a quick glimpse of the word Rogue, but I was certain the letters spelled ROUGE! I caught up with the Nissan and took another look. Sure enough, plain as can be, the word was ROUGE! Whether that was a factory fault, or someone did it on a lark, I don’t know. But I thought it funny/odd.