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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

JimInOz
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A flat earthers greatest fear is sphere itself.
 
Emeister
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https://omegaforums.net/posts/2493413/ Meme-Dweller
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If you don't want to remove the bezel, try using the sharp corners of paper to push it out. It's an old trick that's commonly used for the Speedmaster hesalite crystals with gunk stuck between the bezel and glass, but should also apply here. Of course, wait until the watch is dry if you just tried rinsing it out with water.

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I think @Meme-Dweller might have learnt this trick from the constipated bookkeeper.
He also worked it out with a piece of paper and a pencil.
 
Archer
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I recently met a girl that runs a battery kiosk at the kids park. She sells C cells by the seesaw...
 
Tony C.
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Archer Archer
I recently met a girl that runs a battery kiosk at the kids park. She sells C cells by the seesaw...
Damn, I can't find a groan emoji...
 
ghce
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Archer Archer
I recently met a girl that runs a battery kiosk at the kids park. She sells C cells by the seesaw...
What size was she, a C or double D?
 
M'Bob
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I haven’t talked to my wife in a week….



….I don’t want to interrupt her.
 
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