Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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"arms 1/2"
I thought Lauren would be quite the catch, though a one handed catch of course.
 
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It's like your head...empty 🤣
How's the comedy gig workin' out for ya?.......Never mind, keep trying......I'm sure one day, you"ll get them laughing with you instead of at you!
 
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Looks like a Negative post to me 😉.

(a Positive terminal would be shrouded/insulated)
 
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Looks like a Negative post to me 😉.

(a Positive terminal would be shrouded/insulated)
Well that was a highly charged response…

Maybe it’s backwards and upside down in Oz, but here red is always positive.
 
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From Jim Henson (US) to Peter Jackson (NZ) Guacamole is truly an international food.