Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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My son swallowed some coins so we took him to the hospital
I said to the nurse how is he, she said
No change
 
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Hmm I`m missing the workbench, the machine shop, the welding shop and the smithy. Also I need some space for knife making, leather working and fishing gear, I know, I`ll just park the cars outside!
 
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Hmm I`m missing the workbench, the machine shop, the welding shop and the smithy. Also I need some space for knife making, leather working and fishing gear, I know, I`ll just park the cars outside!
I agree anyway it's only got space for 3 cars.......where do I put the rest of them?. Even if I kept the cars out side it's still too small for all my tools!......and whats more, where do I put my bloody watches?
 
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You know: if you play a porn movie backwards, you can see a guy going…
 
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Hmm I`m missing the workbench, the machine shop, the welding shop and the smithy. Also I need some space for knife making, leather working and fishing gear, I know, I`ll just park the cars outside!

If it doesn't have space for 7 cars I am out!
 
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only 7?

Well I was up to 13 at one time but I wasn't finding time to use them all.

Here are some of the ones I had then: 1962 MGA coupe 2009 Pontiac Solstice GXP coupe, Lamborghini Islero S, Jensen Interceptor,


1969 MGC, 1965 Jensen CV8



And this was in the garage

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