Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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A small cafe in Norway changed the name of their pancakes from "American" to " Canadian" after Zelenskyj`s horrible visit to the White house. Sales increased by 300% after it went viral.
Where's the joke?
 
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Where's the joke?
Well @blufinz52 its not really a joke, its just a bit of heart warming fun in these troubled times. If you didn't have this urge to critique the joke tread, maybe there would be more knee slapping jokes.
I'll try again just for you.
 
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Ok, this one is a bit stupid I`ll admit, but here we go anyways!
 
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Ehh no thanks...
Unfortunately Saville used to live just along the road from us and was often seen in the local shops and restaurants and was feted by the great and the good - including the local Chief Constable.

An absolute villain living in plain sight….
 
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“No, honey. I’m going to take your last name, and just drop mine…”

 
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“No, honey. I’m going to take your last name, and just drop mine…”

Nah should have hyphenated both names to end up with Mr and Mrs Kumon-Topmi because hyphenated name are always so classy!
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