Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did."

- Yogi Berra
 
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Well you'd need to be careful you didn't drop the soap in the locker room showers after the game!
 
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Recycling an oldie but goodie!

The difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?……………….One is a little lighter!😉
 
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Well you'd need to be careful you didn't drop the soap in the locker room showers after the game!
You’re showing your age: locker room showers haven’t used bar soap in 40 years…
 
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You’re showing your age: locker room showers haven’t used bar soap in 40 years…
I always used soap-on-a-rope back then. I wasn't going to take any chances. Not that there's anything wrong with that 😉
 
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I always used soap-on-a-rope back then. I wasn't going to take any chances. Not that there's anything wrong with that 😉
So as it wouldn't slip in?