Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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This reminded me of my wish for a modern straight-lugged, Hesalite crystal Speedmaster without faux-patina, and learning that Omega wiffed it again with its new FOIS.

 
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This reminded me of my wish for a modern straight-lugged, Hesalite crystal Speedmaster without faux-patina, and learning that Omega wiffed it again with its new FOIS.

Where's that? I don't recognise that part of the supermarket
 
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This reminded me of my wish for a modern straight-lugged, Hesalite crystal Speedmaster without faux-patina, and learning that Omega wiffed it again with its new FOIS.

Vegetables are gluten free, so the sign is superfluous.
 
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Vegetables are gluten free, so the sign is superfluous.
Yeah but that doesn't stop the marketing wankers from from using it to make it sound better than it is......it's called truth in advertising, they aren't lying so it is quite legal even though it is stating the obvious.
 
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Why did the watch break up with the wall clock?

It just felt like their relationship was a total waste of time.
 
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We don’t do Halloween in Oz and this is the correct response for anyone who tries


It's not Gotham City, it's Broadmeadows.

 
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You just forgot to add the most interesting last slides; what happened then…
 
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We don’t do Halloween in Oz and this is the correct response for anyone who tries

Bummer.

It's a great drinking holiday and it gives the girls an excuse to dress like harlots.