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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]
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RI Omega Fan
·While eating out a waitress suddenly screamed, “Does anyone know CPR??”
I shouted, “Even better, I know the whole alphabet!”
Everyone laughed.
Well, everyone except this one guy.
Commas are important!
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zedlebowski
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Missed that! Almost like it better with the punctuation error!
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BlackTalon
··This Space for RentYeah, I was assuming the one guy was the waitress's husband 
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Tony C.
··Ωf Jury member“With cigarettes, my wife and I, we made a deal. We only smoke after sex. I've got the same pack now since 1975. What bothers me is my wife. She's up to three packs a day.”
- RODNEY DANGERFIELD
- RODNEY DANGERFIELD
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Good one and obviously
Jim would beam as much Jim Beam as Jim could beam if Jim could beam Jim Beam
Jim would beam as much Jim Beam as Jim could beam if Jim could beam Jim Beam
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·I haven't talked to my Wife's mother in a week. I don't like to interrupt....
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