Posts 1,084 Likes 6,494 RI Omega Fan ·Apr 30, 2024 zedlebowski While eating out a waitress suddenly screamed, “Does anyone know CPR??” I shouted, “Even better, I know the whole alphabet!” Everyone laughed. Well, everyone except this one guy. You had me at “While eating out a waitress…”. Commas are important!
Posts 205 Likes 1,303 zedlebowski ·Apr 30, 2024 RI Omega Fan You had me at “While eating out a waitress…”. Commas are important! Missed that! Almost like it better with the punctuation error!
Posts 5,501 Likes 9,401 BlackTalon ·Apr 30, 2024·This Space for Rent Yeah, I was assuming the one guy was the waitress's husband
Posts 8,010 Likes 28,128 Tony C. ·May 1, 2024·Ωf Jury member “With cigarettes, my wife and I, we made a deal. We only smoke after sex. I've got the same pack now since 1975. What bothers me is my wife. She's up to three packs a day.” - RODNEY DANGERFIELD
Posts 1,053 Likes 4,264 CBM1590 ·May 1, 2024 RI Omega Fan You had me at “While eating out a waitress…”. Commas are important! lol. Nearly spit out my coffee. Great catch!
Posts 37 Likes 71 Thomas Morse ·May 2, 2024 Wryfox Good one and obviously Jim would beam as much Jim Beam as Jim could beam if Jim could beam Jim Beam
Posts 3,047 Likes 14,207 Wryfox ·May 3, 2024 I haven't talked to my Wife's mother in a week. I don't like to interrupt....