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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]
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·OK, not really sure if this belongs here but my wife made me smile last night, so I thought I'd share the love here...
Last night I was out at dinner with my wife. It was pouring down, absolutely bucketing, so I dropped her off in front of the restaurant and went to find a park.
I managed to find a park about a block down the street and ran through the rain back to the restaurant. By the time I got there I was drenched but still in good spirits.
I took off my jacket and sat down and while doing so took a quick look at my flightmaster. She pointed at the watch and said, "did it get wet?" To which I answered,"it doesn't matter if it did, it's water resistant up to 120 meters"... to which she said with a smile, "well, I'm sure the car was parked further away than that..."
Last night I was out at dinner with my wife. It was pouring down, absolutely bucketing, so I dropped her off in front of the restaurant and went to find a park.
I managed to find a park about a block down the street and ran through the rain back to the restaurant. By the time I got there I was drenched but still in good spirits.
I took off my jacket and sat down and while doing so took a quick look at my flightmaster. She pointed at the watch and said, "did it get wet?" To which I answered,"it doesn't matter if it did, it's water resistant up to 120 meters"... to which she said with a smile, "well, I'm sure the car was parked further away than that..."
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M'Bob
·Two deer walk out of a gay bar one looks at the other and says “I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there!”
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M'Bob
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Double like for this one. Brilliant.
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blufinz52
··Hears dead people, not watch rotors.What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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ahartfie
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